What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cactus?
The worlds biggest porcupine!
Why did the elephant go on strike?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
Would you rather an elephant attack you, or a gorilla?
I'd rather he attacked the gorilla.
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Yes, a baby elephant.
How do you stop a herd of elephants charging at you?
Make a trunk call, and reverse the charge.
What's worse than an elephant on water skis?
A porcupine on a rubber raft.
What is big and green and has a trunk?
An unripe elephant.
What's the biggest ant of all?
An eleph-ANT.